kennyhamillton:

you've got that smile... that only heaven can make

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

egberts:

of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

handpickedhappiness:

joanshepard:

someactorkid:

nerdycouture:

lukethreepwood:

littleradge:

celestialcow:

xcryinglighting:

Yes, I play videogames :)<3

Yes, I drink coke. :) <3

Yah i play vidya gaem 2

Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3

Yes, I use paper towels :)<3

Yes, I use lamps :) <3

I’ll probably keep on reblogging this from myself until the end of times.

HOLY SHIT WAS THAT LIAM DRYDEN?

literally 99.9% of the things i want to say on a daily basis are offensive 

bieber-news:

scooterbraun: Oh and jb introduced me to mrs. Garfield! I got my doctor evil on. Haha